Now that everything has been hacked…

Everything has now been hacked including:

The White House
Target
JP Morgan
Welles Fargo
Bank of America
Home Depot
VISA
CIA
NSA
George Bush
Every Cisco router
Every Juniper networks router
Every iPhone
Every Samsung phone
Most Samsung “Smart Appliances”
Tesla’s
The Bohemian Club
Most of the big Hollywood actresses
Federal Employee Background Checks
Congressional Records
Netflix
Macy’s
The Department of Energy
HSBC
All of Snowden’s master file set
Over 20% of the Pentagon
NASA
SONY
and most everything else

…When is some hacker going to come across the X-Files that tell the whole deal about Area 51?